...anyone out there hiring? Anyone?...
...I don't have to remind anyone that getting a new job right now is harder than surviving a Siberian winter...
...Ironically, the Discovery Channel paid Bear Grylls (
Man v. Wild) to do just that...
...speaking of the esteemed Mr. Grylls, no matter how real you may think his show is, he gets a lifetime ManCard for eating the raw meat off of a dead impala's leg in the episode that I saw last night...
...and he gets paid for this...makes my college degree feel about the size of one of the larvae he regularly gulps down...
...speaking of which, anyone else who watches
Man v. Wild ever notice that, whenever Bear eats something in the wilderness, his voiced-over dialogue always contains the phrase "high in protein," or "more protein than [insert typical suburban meat]?"...
...subsequently, as part of our newfound fitness lifestyle and subsequent "high-protein" diet, I am trying to convince my wife that we can become more efficient at removing flies, fleas, mosquitoes, moths and such from our apartment by simply eating them...also, it saves us money on groceries...
...after all, they
are higher in protein than that low-fat ground turkey she buys...
...inevitably she comes back with, "why don't we just eat your cats, they bring all the bugs in anyway?"...
...she loves my cats...
...and, by the way, I would never let her do any harm to them (PETA disclaimer)...
I leave you with a personal note. When my Grammy passed away years ago (my Dad's mom, the sweetest woman in the world with whom I had the pleasure of spending seven glorious weeks with every summer in Evergreen, Colorado when I was younger) we went back to her house to see if there were any mementos or keepsakes that me or my parents would want to have. I, of course, requested her collection of the great written works, Shakespeare, Socrates and such. I also took with me a very special item that I had always remembered sitting on her dresser, and one that reminded me of her in a way that nothing else could. It is a daily quote collection, with various sayings, Bible quotes, and some statements which seem to come straight out of Poor Richard's Almanac...
...Basically, it is a stack of mini index cards, one for each day of the year, bound with two big metal rings so you can rotate it each day. I leave you with today's quote and going forward I will end each post with that day's quote in remembrance of my Grammy:
Grammy's advice for July 2nd: One moment of patience may ward off a disaster.One moment of impatience may ruin a whole life....LCV